October 29, 1997

Good Morning from the Zundelsite:

I am back from a non-activist trip up North to take care of some personal business and came home to some 500 personal e-mail, along with a grocery bag full of snail mail. No one can claim I am not loved by my very loyal readers!

Quite a few of you, apparently, even called the Zundel-Haus to find out if I was still around. Here is a typical letter:

Hi, Kid,

I thought something had happened to you so I called Mr. Zundel. He's funny. I told him who I was, and asked him if something had happened to you. He said, "Am I God?'

After we spoke a few minutes, he told me your server might be down or maybe you took a day off.

The people in this battle for freedom of speech always walk on thin ice. Please be careful."

What a world we are living in where Ernst cannot give a straight answer to a supporter for fear of having a "bug" pick up the suggestion that he might be "controlling" me! Has anyone ever controlled Ingrid? Ask the Elders of my youth!

I will resume my regular routine shortly, but you will understand that I need to dig out from under. I don't know yet what happened to the missing ZGrams. I thought I had carefully prepared them and sent them to a friend to shoot them out into cyberspace on schedule, but something must have gone wrong.

These were a series of VERY IMPORTANT ZGrams pertaining to the Human Rights Commission hearings that started in May, and I will post them on the Zundelsite, so you can go there and catch up. The link is right on top of my homepage.

Now, since I need a little time to get my brain in gear again for clobbering our enemies' lies, below you are offered an unabashed filler that has nothing to do with Holocaustomania but can explain, perhaps, why our so-called leadership has been such easy prey for ruthless exploitation.

Take a look at these amazing gems, starting with a list of "former" statesmen, dignitaries, presidential candidates etc. with former US Vice President, Dan Quayle, leading the list:

"We're ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."

"It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago."

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."

"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people."

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

"The loss of life will be irreplaceable."
(On the San Francisco earthquake)

"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and a child."
(On Republican family values)

"When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the
riots and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct and simple: who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame."
(On the complex social issues behind the Los Angeles Riots)

"What a waste it is to lose one's mind, or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."

(At a fundraising event for Black students, twisting the well-known slogan that "a mind is a terrible thing to waste."

Moving right along:

* Former Philadelphia Mayor and Police Chief Frank Rizzo: "The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people that make them unsafe."

* Former Republican presidential candidate Bob Dole: "The Internet is a great way to get on the Net."

* Boston Mayor Thomas Menino: "It's like an Alcatraz around my neck." (Commenting on the shortage of city parking spaces.)

* Former Chicago mayor Daley during the infamous 1968 convention: "The police are not here to create disorder, they're here to preserve disorder."

* Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery: "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."

* Former U.S. President Calvin Coolidge: "When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results."

* Former U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower: "Things are more like they are now than they ever were before."

* Former French President Charles De Gaulle: "China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."

* A congressional candidate in Texas: "That low-down scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it."

* Former British foreign minister Ernest Bevin: "If you let that sort of thing go on, your bread and butter will be cut right out from under your feet."

* Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live: "The President has kept all of his promises he intended to keep."

* Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents: "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the President!"

* General William Westmoreland: "Without censorship, things can get terribly confused in the public mind."

And truer words were never spoken by our enemies, verdad?

Ingrid

Thought for the Day:

"Six million could not have happened! How do you explain the mass of Jews alive today?!"

(A puzzled ZGram reader)

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