Satire: Big Pharma Pushes 'Miracle Cure' for Holocaust Denial Syndrome (HDS)

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Date: Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:31:18 -0800
Subject: Big Pharma Pushes 'Miracle Cure' for Holocaust Denial Syndrome (HDS)
From: radical at radicalpress.com
To: radical at radicalpress.com

Dear Radical Reader,

They say that a touch of levity is always a good thing and in these 
trying times when tyranny is stretching its velvet-covered talons 
further afield in the vain hope of killing all dissenting voices a 
spoofy article such as the one below is both a refreshing reminder 
and a welcome relief to the actual horror-show that we're being 
subjected to. Please pass this on.

Arthur Topham
Pub/Ed
The Radical Press
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Big Pharma Pushes 'Miracle Cure' for Holocaust Denial Syndrome
Written by Michael James   
Tuesday, 11 December 2007

FRANKFURT, Germany -- Governments, police services, and prison 
authorities around the world are reportedly "overjoyed" by the launch 
of a new prescription drug that cures people who doubt the veracity 
of the Zionist-inspired atrocity allegations, the so-called Jewish 
Holocaust.

Shares in Israel-based Goy & Goy Pharmaceuticals Incorporated 
rocketed to 89 US dollars following the long-awaited announcement of 
a miracle cure for Holocaust Denial Syndrome (HDS)

Soon to be marketed and sold under the name Holozac, the drug works 
by closing down the brain's center of intellectual inquiry. It also 
blocks the re-uptake of politically incorrect neurotransmitters 
involved in critical thought processes, making it more difficult to 
distinguish between truth and lies.

"We're simply overwhelmed by the response of the governments we 
control in the Zionist West," says Ari Scheister, Marketing Director 
for Goy & Goy's regional office in Germany. "Particularly so in the 
European Union where prisons are bursting at the seams with 
professors, journalists, and academics who each suffer the symptoms 
of advanced and potentially fatal HDS and other diseases associated 
with human awareness and a passion for the truth."

Europe's most prominent sufferers, Ernst Zündel, Germar Rudolf, and 
David Irving are said to be in a stable condition following 
incarceration in high-security prison facilities for People Who Read 
Books (PWRBs).

"Next to People Who Have the Audacity to Actually Write Books 
(PWHTATAWBs), the PWRBs are our most urgent concern," says Guenther 
Gutmensch, Parliamentary Chairman of the Federal Commission for 
Confiscating and Burning Books That Make People Think Something Ain't 
Right (FCFCABBTMPTSAR). "They ask lots of questions and they have an 
unnatural and very unhealthy obsession with finding out the truth. 
They simply do not believe a word we say."

Goy & Goy Pharmaceuticals were given the green light by EU health 
regulators yesterday following extensive double-blind tests involving 
twenty HDS sufferers. Over a seven-day period, the patients were 
allowed unrestricted access to a library of detailed and 
scientifically authenticated studies of the so-called Jewish 
Holocaust. Ten of the patients were given a placebo, whereas each of 
the other ten was administered 500 mg of Holozac twelve times a day.

"The results were astonishing," says Dr Ron Haggler, who supervised 
the trial. "On the first day, both groups quickly found all three 
volumes of the 1948 'Report of the International Committee of the Red 
Cross', and 'The Hoax of the Twentieth Century' by Arthur Butz. On 
the second day, patients were still reading and discussing Germar 
Rudolf's 'Lectures on the Holocaust' and Juergen Graf's seminal 'The 
Giant with Feet of Clay'."

"However," continues Haggler, "by Wednesday morning the group treated 
with Holozac had actually pushed aside Carlo Mattogno's 'Auschwitz: 
Rumor and Reality' and Norman Finkelstein's 'The Holocaust Industry' 
in favor of the semi-mythical 'Schindler's List'. At the end of the 
experiment they were actually fighting over the only available copy 
of Germany's favourite self-loathing, government-controlled newspaper 
'Bild Zeitung'."

There are however side effects associated with Holozac. Its active 
ingredient, Zionine, has been shown to cause a pathological hatred of 
Palestinians and Muslims in general.

"It's not for cartoonists or editor's of Mossad-controlled 
newspapers," Haggler explained. "We are also cautioning doctors not 
to prescribe to patients who have a habit of harming either 
themselves or complete strangers and who then blame that harm on 
imaginary Arab terrorists."

Haggler's colleagues also stress that giving the drug to Christians 
who have been artfully persuaded to believe a false, unscriptural, 
satanic doctrine known as the Zionist Dispensation would be sheer 
overkill.

"Cyrus Scofield and the Rapture crowd did to American Christians what 
this drug can do to the Holy Remnant," says an Israeli team 
coordinator, smiling. "Pastors and Ministers in the United States, 
who have deliberately confused the pristine Kingdom of God with a 
stretch of worthless real estate on a spinning ball of dirt, have all 
but made medical treatment with Holozac unnecessary. A Scofield 
Reference Bible believer on just one milligram of Zionine would make 
the Irgun death squad look like the Cub Scouts on a paper chase. 
Buying stock in Caterpillar would be a smart move. Here's my broker's 
phone number."

Despite such reservations about possible side effects, the European 
Union has already invested 15 billion euros in what it describes as 
the most ambitious mental health campaign in modern times.

"We're talking about targeted pre-emptive measures," says an EU 
spokesman for Mental Hygiene and Correct Thinking. "Holocaust Denial 
Syndrome begins at home and in the classroom. Does your child ask 
questions? Does he or she read books? Does he or she get bored with 
television news programmes and surf the Internet for uncensored 
history sites and the truth about September 11? If the answer is 
'yes' to any one of these painfully necessary questions, then your 
child should be treated with Holozac immediately before his or her 
brain has a chance to fully develop its dangerous critical faculties."

Much to the delight of Goy & Goy shareholders, that recommendation 
was heartily echoed by psychiatric professionals throughout the 
European Union yesterday.

"We often find ourselves being called out at short notice to help the 
police deal with highly intelligent people who question the official 
version of history and who therefore require urgent medication," says 
first-responder Heidi Stomp. "At the end of the day, all we want is a 
society of normal, well-adjusted people who watch television, trust 
the government, don't ask questions, pay taxes, and love Israel."

"Governments are limited in terms of what they can do to keep young 
men dying in wars for Israel premised upon our cleverly scripted 
history and other scams," reiterates Ari Scheister. "They can burn 
books and lie and deceive over and over again, but there's always a 
hard core of dangerously self-educated and wilfully informed people 
who persist in asking troublesome questions about our precious and 
wonderfully unique Holocaust, despite the threat of imprisonment or 
worse. The only way to deal with this terrible disease and stop the 
truth from infecting other people is by treating sufferers with our 
new miracle Holozac."

"To paraphrase one of our cleverest non-attributable disinformation 
slogans of all time," concludes Scheister, "it may not be the only 
solution, but it's sure as hell the final solution. Pass the Sushi, 
will ya?"
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Michael James is a British freelance journalist and translator, 
resident in Germany for almost 14 years.  


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