ZGram - 11/25/2002 - "Definitions, Birdman-Style"

[irimland@zundelsite.org]

ZGram - Where Truth is Destiny

November 25, 2002

Good Morning from the Zundelsite:

"The Birdman" and Ingrid have had a love-hate relationship almost 
since the birth of the Zundelsite some seven years ago.  He was one 
of my very early supporters and we got along just swimmingly until I 
got upset about some of the racy and explicit female snapshots he 
featured on his website, http://www.libertarianthought.com/

Naturally I felt it to be my duty to lecture him on proprieties. 

I must admit he took that without flinching;  he didn't take kindly, 
however, to my abandoning the original reporting of the early ZGram 
years and mostly shooting other people's essays, as I have been 
forced to do by circumstances, time constraints and other 
considerations.  The reasons for this change were many - and not to 
be advertised just yet. 

In a fit of disgust, not knowing the full picture, "The Birdman" told 
me that I could no longer count on his support, that I had turned 
into a "dinosaur" - which was not, you must admit, a gracious thing 
to say to a sweet lady of decorum.  Hmm? 

Let me just say that, civilized folks that we are, in the end we 
parted amiably, and I have kept a keen eye on my feathery amigo's 
writings - writings which are sometimes hilarious, often sharp and 
biting, but almost always to the point. 

"The Birdman" takes no prisoners.  He's a Mensa type, you can tell!

Below is a representative sample:

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Antisemite: Someone who has made the connection between the policies which
Jews perpetually promote and the fact that America and the West are going
down the toilet.

Compassion: What a liberal feels for minorities, and especially minorities
which are under threat of genocide, with the sole exception of the world's
most endangered race -- the white; what liberals feel for minorities just
as long as they can live in a different neighborhood.

David Irving: A man who made history by writing it.

Diversity: A euphemism for the necessary precondition for wiping out white
culture and the white race.

Feminist: A woman who has a lot more testosterone than brains.

Hate crime: A crime committed by a white against a black in which the white
lets slip his true feelings about liberal lies.

Hate: What whites feel toward liberals as a result of liberals attributing
this feeling to whites; what whites OUGHT to feel toward the various
minorities who are taking away their country, their culture and their
livelihood, but who seem paralyzed by the sting of liberal accusations such
as 'hater'.

Hitler: A man who became the World's Biggest Ogre by committing the
unforgivable sin of advancing the interests of his own race over those of
the Self-Chosen, and the even more unforgivable sin of almost being
successful.

Holocaust museum: A type of monument built by Jews to commemorate Adolf
Hitler, who made possible the Jews' lucrative profession of shaking down
countries and companies for sympathy money.

Holocaust: An event of WW2 which was unknown to historians until the 1960s,
when it was discovered that this was the central event of the war; an event
which was said to have killed six million Jews, and which makes Jews a lot
happier if you say 'Good riddance!' than if you say 'Thank God they
survived!'

Israel: Proof that nazism is alive and well and living off the American
taxpayer.

Jew: A race whose incredible cleverness has turned perpetual victimhood
into the world's most lucrative profession.

Liberal: One who feels it is his eternal obligation to celebrate other
races while denouncing and demeaning his own.

Racist: Someone who recognizes in spite of continual propaganda to the
contrary that one of the most intractable laws of nature is 'Birds of a
feather flock together'.

Welfare: The most important means for inducing white society to sprout the
seeds of its own destruction.

White: A race of men who once conquered the world, but whose conscience is
so sensitive as to have allowed themselves to be conquered by a constant
drumbeat of accusations of non-existent moral crimes.

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