Relief might be in order. Today's ZGram isn't really topically correct except in a tangential way - to give foreigners a feel how Government, American style runs America into the gutter.
The quotes below come from Marion Barry - a Black politician and a he, not a she - who was mayor of Washington, D.C. for a while.
You might want to know that Mayor Barry has been elected four times, including a fourth term after having been arrested, tried, convicted, and having served a prison term for crack cocaine. While in prison, Barry was placed on disciplinary status for having a prostitute brought in as a visitor and having been caught committing what was described as "a deviate sexual act" with the woman in a prison visiting room.
Eventually, the state of our nation's capital became such an international embarrassment that the Federal government moved in and seized control of the District's finances and schools and administration, virtually stripping Barry of all effective power.
Here is how Mr. Barry sparkles:
"The contagious people of Washington have stood firm against diversity during this long period of increment weather."
"I promise you a police car on every sidewalk."
"If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very very low crime rate."
"First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl."
"Bitch set me up."
"I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third term. Where's Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis no less."
"The laws in this city are clearly racist. All laws are racist. The law of gravity is racist."
"I am making this trip to Africa because Washington is an international city, just like Tokyo, Nigeria or Israel. As mayor, I am an international symbol. Can you deny that to Africa?"
"People have criticized me because my security detail is larger than the president's. But you must ask yourself: are there more people who want to kill me than who want to kill the president? I can assure you there are."
"The brave men who died in Vietnam, more than 100% of which were black, were the ultimate sacrifice."
"I read a funny story about how the Republicans freed the slaves. The Republicans are the ones who created slavery by law in the 1600's. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves and he was not a Republican."
"What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary?"
"People blame me because these water mains break, but I ask you, if the water mains didn't break, would it be my responsibility to fix them then? WOULD IT!?!"
"I am a great mayor; I am an upstanding Christian man; I am an intelligent man; I am a deeply educated man; I am a humble man."
(With credits to Affirmative Action)
Thought for the Day:
"Turtles on fence posts don't get there alone."
(Hillary Clinton)